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"A work of Coulton-ic genius. A thing of beauty." -Ken Denmead, author of GeekDad

"This is an artist to keep an eye on." -Brandon Sanderson, author of The Gathering Storm, Elantris, & The Mistborn Trilogy

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I had a bad day at work, my boss is a jerk
and I'm tired.
So I thumb through the DSM-IV to find his disorder
so I won't get fired.
I drive my Chevy Celebrity and I hear Geddy Lee
sing the "Working Man".
I get home to my apartment, I can't pay the rent
But I've got a plan

There's just one thing that will make me feel okay

And that's drinking wine and farting around on Twitter
All I need is a laptop and some Chardonnay
Drinking wine and farting around on Twitter
And now I've tweeted all my cares away

I pour myself a second glass, then I start to laugh
as I scan the stream.
I click a link to a new mash-up that blends 2 Girls 1 Cup
with J.R.R. Tolkien

It's getting late, but before I sleep I'll take another peek
at my mentions
A man with a Spock Avatar, asks if I'll play guitar
at his Trek convention.

There's just one thing that will make me feel okay

And that's drinking wine and farting around on Twitter
All I need is a laptop and some Chardonnay
Drinking wine and farting around on Twitter
And now I've tweeted all my cares away

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released March 24, 2013
John Anealio: Vocals, Acoustic & Electric Guitars, Bass, Organ, Drum Programming.

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John Anealio New Jersey

John Anealio performs geeky anthems for writers, librarians, lovers of Sci-Fi, Best Buy customers & robots. His music sounds like John Mayer, Weezer & James Taylor playing Dungeons & Dragons together on their iPhones.

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